The gods are crazy
The knitting gods are sending me a message. I believe it should be transcribed thusly:
"Thou hast sinned verily against us.
Thouest did vow thine most solemn vow that thou wouldst shun the purchase of new tributes until thine had set thou house of stash in order and completed thine offerings already cast upon thouest needles.
And lo, verily, how thou hast strayed this day.
Our judgment shalt be swift, our punishment severe lest thou be led further into temptation. These new tributes shall fail upon thine needles, and the words of the scripture from which thou has discerned thine pattern shall become liken unto the Tower of Babel for thou. And yea, even if thou dost attempt penance by the creation of a gauge, thou shalt be unable to count thine stitches and thou shalt wallow in frustration and thence thou shalt know the fullness of our wrath.
Take thee from our sight until thou mayest render unto us the offerings thou has vowed to complete, all others shall be accursed until that day."
So, the new poncho? Yeah, it's on hold for now.
"Thou hast sinned verily against us.
Thouest did vow thine most solemn vow that thou wouldst shun the purchase of new tributes until thine had set thou house of stash in order and completed thine offerings already cast upon thouest needles.
And lo, verily, how thou hast strayed this day.
Our judgment shalt be swift, our punishment severe lest thou be led further into temptation. These new tributes shall fail upon thine needles, and the words of the scripture from which thou has discerned thine pattern shall become liken unto the Tower of Babel for thou. And yea, even if thou dost attempt penance by the creation of a gauge, thou shalt be unable to count thine stitches and thou shalt wallow in frustration and thence thou shalt know the fullness of our wrath.
Take thee from our sight until thou mayest render unto us the offerings thou has vowed to complete, all others shall be accursed until that day."
So, the new poncho? Yeah, it's on hold for now.
1 Comments:
At 5:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dontcha hate it when the knitting gods give you a little smoting? Seems so unfair. Oh well, this too shall pass. :)
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